I see that Wills and Harry are having a party to mark the 10th anniversary of their mother's death.
While it is good that they now can have a laugh about it all, throwing a party seems to be going a wee bit too far!!
Q-What's white and slides across the ballroom floor?
A- Come Dancing
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MFI's new tag line is 'You dream it, we make it'. They are obviously relying on my dreams being mostly about cheap cupboards.
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Minutes after giving birth, a young mother is approached by the doctor who says: "I have to tell you something about your baby." She immediately bolts up in bed and says: "What's wrong with my baby, doctor? What's wrong?"
The doctor says: "Well, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is just a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite."
The woman says: "What is a hermaphrodite?"
"Well," says the doctor, "it means that your baby has the features of a male AND a female."
Looking shocked, the woman gasps and says: "Oh my God! You mean it has a penis AND a brain?" 
Why do people have cats as pets?
All they do is pee everywhere, scratch furniture and behave towards their owners in a stand-offish way. A dog will at least show its owner some loyalty and looks glad to see you when you get home.You just don't get that with a cat.
As pets, they are rubbish.
This is my first weblog entry.
Basically I am a bit of a crazy chap from Scotland who speaks frankly.
