Hermaphrodite??
Minutes after giving birth, a young mother is approached by the doctor who says: "I have to tell you something about your baby." She immediately bolts up in bed and says: "What's wrong with my baby, doctor? What's wrong?"
The doctor says: "Well, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is just a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite."
The woman says: "What is a hermaphrodite?"
"Well," says the doctor, "it means that your baby has the features of a male AND a female."
Looking shocked, the woman gasps and says: "Oh my God! You mean it has a penis AND a brain?" 
